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decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.
The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.
Pussy , vagina , cunt , twat , punny .
Haz - "cake piece of cake on a plate"
Luke - "Thats a metaphor for your punny"

-Offering your punny on a plate-

"I'd Like to get a piece of that lady cake"

-I'd like to dog her-

"I want your cake on my face it tastes quite nice, but your a disgrace"

-Your pussy tastes nice but your a dog-
Lady cake by mattsymon April 24, 2006
Pussy , vagina , cunt , twat , punny .
Haz - "cake piece of cake on a plate"
Luke - "Thats a metaphor for your punny"

-Offering your punny on a plate-

"I'd Like to get a piece of that lady cake"

-I'd like to dog her-

"I want your cake on my face it tastes quite nice, but your a disgrace"

-Your pussy tastes nice but your a dog-
Lady cake by mattsymon April 24, 2006

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026