When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.
After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!
by cupcakes* July 04, 2011

by mrhackett April 02, 2011

some one who is extremley ugly or extremly gay or both.
originates from a mix of poof cake and waste man
originates from a mix of poof cake and waste man
by Blondie N19 April 01, 2007
