A guy that has long hair. His main passion is tracking down Rowan Warner so he can stop him from molesting Swiss cheese
Caden McCollum: stop sticking your toes in that cheese!
Rowan Warner: *ejaculates in cheese
Caden McCollum: nnooooooooo!!
Rowan Warner: *ejaculates in cheese
Caden McCollum: nnooooooooo!!
by Kid reaper November 30, 2021
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