by General Talal July 24, 2012
A dead man's dick .
by Hoddie June 18, 2017
brutal ass nigger: hey, bitch. have you heard of waking the cadaver?
Bitch: noway, that sounds violent. i like nickleback and sellout boy... i mean fallout boy.
brutal ass nigger: well shit, bitch! wanna buy some cocaine?
Bitch: noway, that sounds violent. i like nickleback and sellout boy... i mean fallout boy.
brutal ass nigger: well shit, bitch! wanna buy some cocaine?
by mattzula September 25, 2008
A resident of unpopulated areas (such as Upstate NY or the Deep South) who is literally skin & bones and looks like a mountain man. Often, they survivie on coffee & cigarettes alone, and wear flannel shirts & ill fitting jeans to disguise their painfully thin physique. Oh, and they also happen to be gay. Though it's unlikely anyone would hook up with them anyway.
He Says: Look at that creepy homo-cadaver over there, he looks even more skeletal than Maria Shriver. And he just hit on me... I think.
by Tard November 5, 2004
The body of a deceased person who had one or more tattoos. Some of the tattoos might offer some proverbial wisdom similar to that of a fortune cookie, others might mean nothing.
Mortician 1- Look at all these fuckin tattoos.
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!
by Dubsandsubs May 22, 2010
by Slider135 October 14, 2021
If you're name is Cadaver...You are hot. You are a bit of a control freak with literally everything. You get anxious a lot, but you still have confidence that inspires and radiates hotness. You are very loyal, and you are that silent mysterious type with trauma that is somehow sexually arousing to literally everyone. Last but not least.... You have big boobies. Whether you are a man, women, or something else. You have big boobs, there are no exceptions
by Mr.Mcbuttface June 2, 2023