cactus legs

the feeling on a woman's legs as a result of not having shaved.

--Steve is mad at me!
--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!

cactus legs by shinney October 8, 2009

Cactus legs

When a girl on her 21st birthday gets so drunk and stumbles into a cactus on her way home from the bar.

Man that girl was so drunk, she got cactus legs

Cactus legs by Twosheds89 September 10, 2011

Cactus Legs

That shitty feeling when you come home from the bar, and you realized you haven't shaved in 2 months and 3 days.

Julia - Karen, holy fuck look at your legs!!
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.

Cactus Legs by imdunkirk October 23, 2017