cunt up

Australian slang.
To fall over.

Jacko went cunt up on that tree root.
Dave knocked my beer and it went cunt up.

by gladi August 5, 2008

cunt up

Australian slang derived as a cruder form of ass over head. To slip or trip on something in such a manner that you almost perform an aerial flip.

"That kid on the skateboard went cunt up"

"Dave ya dickhead pick up ya tools, i almost went cunt up on the spanner"

by My /\/ame January 12, 2009

cunt-up

n. to be in a vertical orientation 180 degrees to normal, usu. as a result of an accident, i.e. to have ones cunt-up.

After 14 pints of lager, muller fell down the stairs and landed cunt-up, the stupid fuck-faced fool.

by blasterass February 24, 2005

cunt up

Shut up, be quiet, refrain from talking

"Do you ever fucking cunt up?"

by Poo-poo Magee June 11, 2006

Cunt Up

to deal with a difficult situation; female version of "man up"' to overcome; how one comes through in the clutch

You can either quit and go home or you can "cunt up" and make it til closing time. Cunt up and take that shot.

by Vinny P Sinclair December 23, 2022

fuck a new cunt up

Someone who breaks everything

DAD IVE BOST ME NEW BIKE"YOW'D FUCK A NEW CUNT UP"

by Thatchers and Black December 9, 2020

fuck up cunt

Australian slang, short for 'shut the fuck up you cunt'. More or less the same as any Australian slang with the word 'cunt' in it, it's meant to be used casually or by some dumbcunt to sound threatening.

Bazza: Stevo did you take my durries ya dumcunt?
Stevo: *on phone, doesn't give a shit*
Bazza: Oi mate I'm fuckin talkin to ya-
Stevo: FUCK UP CUNT! Git off ice, throw the first punch!

by tubendo November 3, 2016