CUD

CUD'd Closest Unit Dispatching; Originally designed to expedite Police response to calls for service. After going live with CUD it was learned to cause complete anarchy and chaos amongst partners, as area integrity was no longer a factor in handling calls, and fate was decided on your GPS location. Soon the cities utilizing CUD were overtaken, trust amongst users was lost due to GPS's being unplugged.

Dispatch: "Squad 123 please start for a report call in regards to the lobby where 10 people are waiting to make various reports about petty crime"

Squad 123: "Damnit that's not even my area, where is squad 124, that is their area!"
Squad 124: "Bro, we're using CUD now, its no longer my problem"

Squad 125: "Squad 123 YOU JUST GOT CUD'D, bro"

Squad 123: "I hate you all"

by NoDonutsHere December 05, 2019

CUD

Citing Urban Dictionary

It's okay to CUD. You can definitely cite urban dictionary if you damn well please.

by not that ryan January 13, 2014

CUD

Acronym for someone who is a Complete Utter Dickhead

You CUD
Shut up you stupid CUD

by Lanky89 April 03, 2009

cudded

(v) when one is very high off marijuana.

damn dude that nigga boris just cudded.

by Solo Dolo15 March 16, 2010

cud

boy version of a slut

girl: omg he snogged that girl the first day they met

girl 2: ikr he is such a cud

girl 3: he just grabbed her and started kissing her

girl 2: eww what a cud

by abijabie November 09, 2013

cudding

to make a guy wet...turn him on...make cums leak out of him

i was cudding with ryan last night!!

by shanon July 08, 2005

Cud

A slang term for friend, Usually consist of a gangster handshake while saying it.

1:What up Cud?
2:Nm Holmes.

by Willy Outcelt February 04, 2008