CSUEB 

The greatest educational institution west of Glendale; Offers majors in Pre Calculus, Dots, driving a Honda, and TV/VCR repair.

A great soccer program highlights its many attributes.

"Higher Education, Lower Prices"

After getting turned down from Pepperdine, GCC, and Bovine University, the struggling student enrolled at CSUEB.

CSUEB by Doctor Tor Coolguy April 29, 2004

clueball 

A clueball is a person who does dumb things either frequently or infrequently. It can also be used to describe someone who makes stupid comments or is really weird or eccentric. Clueball is also used to describe bad drivers. Clueball can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

Gerry is an absolute clueball.

That person is driving like a clueball.

Hey look at that clueball over there.

clueball by lemmuh September 13, 2013

CSUMB 

Abbreviation for Chuckling Softly Under My Breath. Essential phrase for re-calibrating the "laughter inflation" that is rampant on social media and texting. How often do people actually Laugh Out Loud? For context: CSUMB<LOL<LMAO<ROFL.

It is it's own sentence. No example sentence is required. CSUMB

CSUMB by il Gallo June 28, 2020

cuebone 

When a man has a rock hard boner, and the woman uses it to soundly smack his testicles, or her breasts.

Dang, Bronze had the best Cuebone technique ever!

cuebone by LegionN7 February 1, 2013

CueBall

1. A white man with a shiny bald head.
2. A slaphead.
3. My former boss at Velindre.

Kev: Oi! CueBall! I’ve given up drinking booze and lost 50 lbs, now gis a better job.
Boss: Are you mental? I meant stop drinking that poncey bottled water and give me 50 quid.

CueBall by Huw_Jarce November 10, 2005

cluebat 

A metaphorical bat used to 'beat some sense into' someone who is blatantly stupid

some guy just tried to install 'crack_hotmail_passwords.exe' and he wonders why his machine is full of crap. someone needs to beat him with a cluebat.

cluebat by lee August 7, 2003

csulb 

Pretty cool place to go to school. Very chill, very relaxed. Probably the most peaceful and naturey place in the LBC. Alot of people who come here didn't choose LBSU as a first choice school. Despite this, it grows on them and becomes their second home. It's a great school and there's all kinds of cool/crazy shit going down(social, cultural, political). There's also the hippie dude offering "free face painting".

Commuter school. HOWEVER, as long as you either:
1.Join/make friends with greek
2.Live/make friends with close by apartment/house people
3.Live/make friends with dorm people,
You will do more than your fair share in participating in good old fashioned college depravity/debauchery. Many students fail to recognize this, and often bitch about how, "everyone's partying except for me..."

After 3 years or so, you stop caring about why the fuck you wanted to go Ivy so badly...Not that you become ambitiously apathetic, but you just appreciate academics on a whole different level.

CSULB legendary alumni:
BRADLEY FUCKING NOWELL!!!

CSULB kid: I just graduated, with like only $5,000 in debt! Thank god csulb was so cheap!

private school kid: awww man....i just got my degree in underwater basket weaving and i got like 25 grand!

csulb by synbaddasayla December 26, 2008