Crompton

1) To throw an object 10 yards above a person's head or 10 yards short of their feet.

2) To perform a task well in a non-consequential activity but poorly in a real-life scenario.

Man, I would have caught that beer if you hadn't Cromptoned it!

by VolsTotheWall September 15, 2009

Crompton

To say that someone acts very gay but is known to be married or in a heterosexual relationship.

"Dude that haircut makes you look like a crompton"

by Timeq2 December 27, 2009

Crompton

Missing a specific goal or targer by a large margin; occurs equally often in both high and low pressure situations.

Man, she wouldn't have gotten pregnant if I hadn't cromptoned.

by Rocky Top Whistler October 12, 2009

crompton

the inability to play quarterback

Crompton's ability to lose a game despite being surrounded with great talent

by Crompton's Lover September 23, 2009

Crompton

Crompton is a surname and means has a lot of friends but also means 'bitchy personality'.

Crompton is a surname.

by Popular_kid123 January 25, 2016

Nick Crompton

To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.

That guy is such a Nick Crompton.

by SuicidalGinger #01 July 27, 2017

Nick Crompton

Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......

EnGlaND iS My cITy

Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.

Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin

Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)

Nick Crompton: England

What city?

Nick Crompton: England

.........

England is my City

by Lil buss August 12, 2017