Cristo

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Cool and sexy (usually danish)guy, who likes to have fun and is a nice person and takes care of people. He always watches out for people's feelings, he is also a good comedian. Everyone loves him all who don't can be defined as Otsirc, the exact opposite of a Cristo.

Oh, John your a cristo!

Your a cristo mate, you really are.

Thanks for the help, you can consider yourself a cristo

Cristo by Cristo SG July 30, 2004

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Cristo

(v) to pad one's writing with unnecessary adjectives in order to increase the word count, such as in The Count of Monte Cristo

I needed to write two thousand words for my essay but only came up with one thousand, so I just cristoed the shit out of it.

Cristo by The Incomparable Tatsuya August 22, 2012

Cristo

Used to describe someone who is bad or has failed at something in the game Overwatch.

Bro this guy is fucking cristo, hes no man bladed 3 times in a row.
Dude did you see that noon? It was fucking cristo!

Cristo by doncristo October 30, 2019

Cristo

Has a very big dick he can fuck any bitch he wants he a pimp and he aint scared of no one

This is how to be a cristo

Cristo by Pimpincristo March 30, 2019

Cristo

The mascot of nicheville. Camera always on, shadowboxing and punching, eating resident evil food, somehow shirtless 90% of the time. Every opportunity is a chance to flex his physique. Also married to Auro.

“Cristo has camera on?"
"Watch him be shirtless in like 2 minutes"

Cristo by Nichevillian November 23, 2025

cristo rey columbus high school

A shitty ass place where the food is ass and the teachers are helpful like 1% and all the studentsa re dumbfucks cuz theyre not taught right

I went to cristo rey columbus high schooland almost got shot cuz its so ghetto

cristo rey columbus high school by jogn wilurcock November 22, 2021

cristo morto

Typical italian expression used to emphasise the fact that something bad happened to you.
In Italy it's used in every region,especially in Veneto and in the southern regions.
If u meet someone related to the catholicism ,''Cristo morto'' is a nice expressiopn to greet them and get in a relationship with them.

''Piove,Cristo morto''
''It rains,damn it''

''Che bella giornata,Cristo morto''
''What a nice day''

''Cristo morto che male al piede!''
''Ouch!My feet!''

cristo morto by AntiCristo493 February 17, 2018

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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