crawls

noun. an asscrack.

I got sweat running down my crawls.

by Jessie M. April 13, 2004

Crawls

A sickness or illness where a person cannot stand or walk to toilet from either vomiting or diarrhea or both. So they must crawl.

I won't make it to work today boss got a bad case of the crawls.

by Road1nner April 6, 2024

crawls my blood

When someone does something repulsive or revolting that causes a strange and unpleasant sensation at your very core.

She drank straight from cup after being with who knows how many men (or women). It just crawls my blood.

by Flipperoo January 31, 2014

crawls ass

To suck real hard; to be lamer than lame, completely obnoxious.

Britney Spears crawls ass!

by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004

Creepy Crawls

to stalk someone with a far less sinister intent, however, with far less skill

I saw this girl at the mall the other day, and I got in some creepy crawls hoping to see her try some panties on.

by nigel May 6, 2004

mornin' crawls

The feeling one gets when waking up from a nightmare early in the morning.

I had a bad case of the mornin' crawls

by Mr. Robotron March 15, 2019

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.

Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.

An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:

You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023