Crapbook Pro

Slang for a defective Apple Macbook Pro. Typical Crapbook Pros might produce excessive amounts of heat, have troubles with wireless networking, emit strange sounds, or exhibit other behaviour found to be unacceptable for an overpriced $2000+ piece of computer equipment.

"You'd better take your Crapbook Pro back to the Crapple Store and get it fixed before it burns your nads again."