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Cristiano Ronaldo 7. Cristiano : First Name. Ronaldo : Last Name. 7 : Jersey number.
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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C Ronaldo. One of the top soccer performers in the world (behind Messi). All people that are assoicated with Portugal love him and want him. Great ball control but dives 10 times a game. Great competitor and athlete but has been known to cry when he loses. CR7 style can also be the name of a haircut.
Brent will never play soccer like CR7.
Andre once got a CR7 haircut but is still hairy.
by Chad's Small Johnson August 22, 2009
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Stands for CumRag7
You ever use CR7 after finished fapping
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