COWM 

An acronym for come on with me /wit me /wimme.
A way to tell someone to come with you.

If I get the corona virus I hope I get lyme disease, ‘cause you can’t have a corona without a lime come on wit me.

Hey Emma, COWM

COWM by lovingemmaj July 7, 2020

Cowmilla 

A fucking fat slag who steals people’s romantic partners.

Very Cowmilla they are.

Cowmilla by AcidHayze May 31, 2021

cowmaster 

When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.

"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".

cowmaster by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014

Cowmooflage

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.

Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.

Cowmooflage by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008

Louie The Cowman

1. A man who lives in Burlington, Vermont. He has his own live TV show where he sits in a rocking chair by a table where he takes random calls. His show uses a bad green-screen to show cows walking around in the background. Every so often a cow takes a shit.

2. Quite possibly the best show that I have ever seen.

3. A TV show on VCAM

Did you see Louie The Cowman last night?

Louie The Cowman is the best show ever, dude!

Louie The Cowman by iz June 11, 2006

cowmaphone 

Some one who acts/sounds like a cow and who has very good hearing.

Jon the China man is a cowmaphone.

cowmaphone by Ruperter July 3, 2006

CowMan 

A kind friendly gay male.

Hey CowMan. Looking fine today!

CowMan by CaptainCowMan January 22, 2017