COWMAL

A stupid version of komal. It means tender but she's just a wrecking ball supposed to be pretty but shares resemblance to a cow. Usually has no brains to use but tries to look stupidly cute but only achieves the stupid part!!

Cowmal you look like a tank in a tank top.

Cowmal why are you so stupid???

COWMAL by Jewzuz January 17, 2019

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cowballs

Cowballs is a phrase that is used when nothing else works. It's neither good nor bad but can be used in either instance.

"How was your day?"
"Oh you know, it was pretty cowballs."

cowballs by dekedoctor77 March 29, 2017

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COWMAL • cowballs • Comalapa • cowmaphone • comalacock • comalding • comaline • Coomalah • cormal • Cormality

Cowmilla

A fucking fat slag who steals people’s romantic partners.

Very Cowmilla they are.

Cowmilla by AcidHayze May 31, 2021

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cownalingus

The stimulation of a female cows genitals by using ones mouth. Usually done by young males in the Dinka tribes of South Sudan, in order to force the cow to lactate. This is believed by many to be the reason why many African American males refuse to perform cunnalingus.

I tell ya bro, she wuz all askin me to go down on her and shit, and I telled dat fat bitch I aint doin cownalingus no mo'.

cownalingus by Bodacious Brian October 17, 2016

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cowmaster

When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.

"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".

cowmaster by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014

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cowballz

Exceptionally large testicals on a human male. So large they incite fear in all that see them.

Holy shit, that dude has fuckin Cowballz!

cowballz by TDP411 February 26, 2008

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Joe Commale

An idiot who thinks he's Julius Caesar.

He's such a joe commale.

Joe Commale by Henry Hobbit May 10, 2018

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