cottage cheese

Visible and pronounced cellulite

She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.

by Alicatt October 25, 2002

cottage cheesed

Given a yeast infection from a woman

I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand

by Jadsnyc June 17, 2018

Cottage Cheesing

Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.

Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!

Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!

Guy #2: Ya me too!

by MarkLP May 11, 2010

Cottage Cheese

A replacement for the word cellulite, usually used to secretly talk about a girls cellulite behind her back. The root of the nickname stems from the texture of food itself.

Tyler- "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT" (pointing at ugly chick)
Alex- "SHIIITTTEEE girls gotta nasty ass case of cottage cheese!"
Tyler- "True that mang, true dat"
Alex- "Wait we're white........."
Tyler- "Shit....."

by Alex "The Judge" October 06, 2010

cottage cheese

Discharge from a woman's vagina during a yeast infection, resembling cottage cheese. This has nothing to do with cleanliness.

"She needs some Monistat to get rid of that cottage cheese."

by Kristina5979 April 28, 2008

Cottage Cheese

The dried cum taken from scene the scene of cottaging.

The dried cum looked like cottage cheese.

by JizzMonkeyGirl August 31, 2011

Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.

That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.

by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008