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(n.)A South American village co-habited by english men and american girls with a creature lurking about known only as a dylan. The alpha male of the village will usually beat his chest and swing along the jungle vines to try and woo the scantily clad, wellie-wearing American girls.

-Contol people enjoy small prosperity by exporting mud pots to other local villages.

-The contol has suffered 6 civil wars and dislikes commies and europeans.

The contol U.S.A.K. imports anime, a small plant from the riverside next to a nearby village. Other villagers dislike the plant and consider its appearance quite strange.

contol by Ranidad and Makul January 23, 2007

Words you can keep

console cuck

Someone who only uses consoles to game. And thinks that consoles are the superior way to do so.

That dude won't cave and buy a decent PC. What a console Cuck.

console cuck by FatherMurder November 28, 2017

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contol • contold • contolini • CONTOLL • Contology • conto-lin • console wars • Condoleeza Rice • consolation prize • Console Peasant

micro console buyer man

Scott the woz

Micro console buyer man only talks about stupid Nintendo games.

micro console buyer man by cheeseman132 April 5, 2021

contolini

italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.

"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"

contolini by Walling March 4, 2008

Console War

A flame war with fanboys of either Nintendo, Sony or Microsoft fighting amongst each other. They are often biased to supporting their system and their system only, not knowing the advantages of the other systems.

Nintendrone: Wi1 U iz best, Fuk ur grafices, N1n73nd0 4 lyfe!!!11!

Xbot: We haz online & intarnut & C0D s0 we r bezt niqqurz!!11!!

PS Whore: N0 PS4 iz shiny & thus bezt!!1111!!!

PC Gamer: Whatever *sits back and watches rant*

Morgan Freeman: And that is the Console War in a nutshell.

Console War by picklestein June 23, 2016

Grace Connolly

Your local Massachusetts Doorknob.

“Look it’s Grace Connolly the doorknob.”

Grace Connolly by Ksklfofnene October 11, 2021

Condolence High Five

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

Condolence High Five by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026