COLASP 

WORST SKL IN HACKNEY. with a bunch of pricks and dickheads. basically, it’s SHIT.

omg colasp is such a shit skl i’d rather kms.

COLASP by anonymous ❕ August 17, 2021

Colapes 

COLAPES is when something is really collapsing and hard to fix. Another word for exposed against a youtuber.

COLAPES originated from a youtuber named ntxgen720 aka Zaire when in one of his videos he was talking about another youtuber named BroKenGaMezHD and wrote that the youtuber was going down after the ''Colapes'' of SONY and he spelt collapse wrong.

After the video another youtuber named BLACKB0ND made a video about just the word ''COLAPES'' and the trend kept going. whenever someone was exposed they added the word ''COLAPES'' at the end.

exposed = colapes (youtube beef drama)

Example 1: ''Be careful Bond, if he catches you at Shoprite Pathmark, he's gonna knock you smooth out your loafers. #colapes''

Example 2: ''HAHAHAHAH he's so fakking dumb boii so exposed! COLAPES!

Example 3: ''You show us your Infamous Second Son trophies but not your 12k PC?'' #COLAPES

Colapes by PreezNT April 15, 2014

clasp 

to grab

i dont think you should ever clasp that cup with both hands

clasp by the cooler penguin27 September 10, 2020

ColeSprousesexual 

ColeSprousexual is when u r sexually atracted to Cole Sprouse

Girl 1: omg i wish i could bang Cole sprouse
Boy 1: omg its a girl thats ColeSprousesexual

ColeSprousesexual by sTaR oF tIkToK December 26, 2020

Colasante Protocol 

A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.

"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.

Colasante Protocol by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019

clasp-retaining high-five 

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.

A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.

clasp-retaining high-five by QuacksO March 16, 2019

Wifi-coldspot 

It's basically the opposite of a wifi hotspot, but it's not like your living without wifi or your in Amish country. Once you try to load a video or anything somewhat important it buffers than works than buffers than works and on and on and Starbucks is too far away.

"Dang this is a Wifi-coldspot!!"

Wifi-coldspot by Panic! At the references! October 26, 2016