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Well, hello there! Are you ready for some brain-tastic action? Let me introduce you to cog sex, the ultimate brain computer interface sexual experience. It's like a game of "Operation," but instead of a buzzer, you get a jolt of pleasure every time you successfully connect with your computer. It's like a virtual dance-off, but instead of grooving with a person, you're grinding with your CPU. So, plug in, turn on, and get ready to get your cog on. Just don't forget to wear a helmet, because this ride might blow your mind - quite literally!
"Hey bro have you checked out the pawg on the cog?"

"Na I need to renew my cog sex subscription."
cog sex by unkledadi April 6, 2023
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Well, hello there! Are you ready for some brain-tastic action? Let me introduce you to cog sex, the ultimate brain computer interface sexual experience. It's like a game of "Operation," but instead of a buzzer, you get a jolt of pleasure every time you successfully connect with your computer. It's like a virtual dance-off, but instead of grooving with a person, you're grinding with your CPU. So, plug in, turn on, and get ready to get your cog on. Just don't forget to wear a helmet, because this ride might blow your mind - quite literally!
"Hey bro have you checked out the pawg on the cog?"

"Na I need to renew my cog sex subscription."
cog sex by Cog Sex May 23, 2023
n. (cog-sex) The unhappy, mostly disgusting, simply distasteful aspect of sex. After engaging in COG Sex, one will feel the onset of a feeling of both anger and disgust. Each person who partakes in COG Sex looks at the others around him or her uncomfortably and awkwardly. One decides, and is determined to, never again partake in COG Sex, but sadly finds themselves in the same situation once again the next day. Also, a feeling of nausea is not uncommon. Sometimes vomiting or diarrhea may occur.

Primarily used by students of Gonzaga University in Spokane, WA.
"Uhhh man I feel sick..."
"What did you do? You eat something bad?"
"Naw... it must have been the COG sex last night."
COG Sex by YoUrHiRo December 6, 2006
n. (cog-sex) The unhappy, mostly disgusting, simply distasteful aspect of sex. After engaging in COG Sex, one will feel the onset of a feeling of both anger and disgust. Each person who partakes in COG Sex looks at the others around him or her uncomfortably and awkwardly. One decides, and is determined to, never again partake in COG Sex, but sadly finds themselves in the same situation once again the next day. Also, a feeling of nausea is not uncommon. Sometimes vomiting or diarrhea may occur.

Primarily used by students of Gonzaga University in Spokane, WA.
"Uhhh man I feel sick..."
"What did you do? You eat something bad?"
"Naw... it must have been the COG sex last night."
COG Sex by Hiro Schneider December 9, 2008

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.
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