Clean Dick

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(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.

Tara: Was giving him a blow job bad?
Alex: No, he has a clean dick. It was actually pretty awesome.

Clean Dick by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017

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CLEAN DICK

A slang-term for giving yourself or giving someone a hand-job. Obviously only can be proformed to a guy.

Joe asked me to clean his dick but I told him rain check because I had to clean Alex's dick instead. I like to clean dick!

CLEAN DICK by Nicole (Joe's G/F) May 15, 2006

Related Words

CLEAN DICK • Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) • clean disky • Clean Nickname • clean pickins • clean • clean up • clean cut • clean house • clean break

Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC)

A secret society of African American men with massive penises that have been around since the beginning of time, with one goal of fucking all the tight juicy asses they can find throughout History.

They are led by a Large Swole Man named “Gerron the Big Black Sugar Daddy”

Dude I ran into the Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) last night. My asshole is destroyed

Bro my grandpa told me stories about the BDFC they have been fucking asses since the dawn of time.

It doesn’t matter if your a man or a woman. The BDFC will come for that ass.

Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong September 5, 2022

cleandick

a big massive erect penis, that is shoved violently into ones arse and then licked after with scrapings of poo all gone.

" i was fucking my hoe, then she gave me a cleandick"

cleandick by dan claps March 19, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026