P.T.F.

An abbreviation for Penis Touching Freaks. First used by Erica Seeley to describe her two friends.

Get away from me you P.T.F.'s

by Jeremiah December 22, 2004

Dr. Seuss

An amazing author who wrote mostly in rhymes. He is dead now. He wrote {The Cat in the Hat and Horton hears a who and {How the Grinch stole Christmas. Now his works are being featured in Seussical the musical.

Dr. Seuss was a great author.

by Jeremiah December 22, 2004

Seussical

A play/musical based on the works of Dr. Seuss. The main characters are Gertrude, The Cat in the Hat, Horton, Sour Kangaroo, and Jojo. This musical is uplifting and super fantastic.

Seussical is super fantastic.

by Jeremiah December 22, 2004

shart

a wet fart
a combination of a shit and a fart

I just sharted

by Jeremiah May 06, 2004

the ptb

Stands for The Powers That Be.
A term used in the tv show Angel, when talking about about the good guys. The PTB didnt exactly live on the same plane of existance as earthlings.

Angel worked for the PTB until the end of season 4.

by Jeremiah January 23, 2005

claret

Blood

"oh my god! look at the claret all over the floor!"

by jeremiah September 01, 2003

ice skater

One who skates on ice. If professionaly or semi-professionaly usually to music and including some high-skilled tricks.

She is an ice skater

by Jeremiah December 20, 2004