christmas baby

Baby born on Christmas

Christmas baby celebrates its birthday on Christmas

by dictionary helper July 28, 2014

Christmas baby

To ejaculate into a lady's mouth then spit Bailey's into her mouth also, holding her nose and screaming Christmas songs at her until she swallows

I had the best Christmas baby last night from Tina it's was amazing

by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023

Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)

P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby

by Gummy34 January 5, 2024

baby christian

A nonsensical concept.

Donald Trump is a baby Christian.

by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020