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Christmas baby 

To ejaculate into a lady's mouth then spit Bailey's into her mouth also, holding her nose and screaming Christmas songs at her until she swallows
I had the best Christmas baby last night from Tina it's was amazing

Christian baby 

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
Christian baby by Gummy34 January 5, 2024