CHICKENCOW
CHICKENCOW by Ace rufio November 18, 2003
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chicken cow
A beast that comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero. It can rip your head off, it can fly as high as a bird, and it can bite your face. It has killed as many as 100,000 people. It can also stab you in the ass.
The chicken cow attacked my brother. It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold. His ass was frost bitten. His ass was also numb.
chicken cow by willisisgod April 25, 2003
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Chicken Cow
The extremely dangerous Chicken Cow as defined by the late musician and artist Wesley Willis is a beast that only comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero and is known for breaking glass and attacking his brother by stabbing him in the ass on at least 1 occasion (possibly with a knife or it's beak). Wesley notes that the animal has killed at least 100,000 people. It is also desribed as having a tendancy towards decapitating its victims or "rip your head off" as Wesley puts it. Physical description was never provided about the animal but, it's assumed that it has the head of a cow and the lower body and wings of a chicken due to its ability to fly and capability of jumping as high as a bird.
"This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb... The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow"
--Wesley Willis
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb... The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow"
--Wesley Willis
Chicken Cow by J. Barger April 3, 2008
chickenjoy
guy: 'yo man life sucks i just dont get any enjoyment anymore =('
jollibee: 'i got chickenjoy man'
guy: 'OH SNAP I LOVE LIFE NOW! I JUST HAD AN ORGASM IN MY MOUTH!'
jollibee: 'i got chickenjoy man'
guy: 'OH SNAP I LOVE LIFE NOW! I JUST HAD AN ORGASM IN MY MOUTH!'
chickenjoy by masarap March 17, 2009
Chickenbone Alley
At most Nascar Racetracks,the backstretch is call Chickenbone Alley.Mainly because these are usually the cheap seats where fans sit.Term derived from Rednecks throwing chickenbones down toward the track during the race.
Chickenbone Alley by CyberKing December 28, 2005
chickenhawk
1. Older male who seeks the company or favours of an younger male. The term has homosexual overtones.
2. A politician or other person who promotes war without having had any personal experience of it; especially those who have avoided the experience.
2. A politician or other person who promotes war without having had any personal experience of it; especially those who have avoided the experience.
1. Henry, the old chickenhawk, hit on the boys at the college again today.
2. That draft-dodging chickenhawk has no business sending our children to war.
2. That draft-dodging chickenhawk has no business sending our children to war.
chickenhawk by Pointedly_Anonymous November 22, 2004
Chickendawg
The act of facing the side of someones body, suddenly bending down and opening you're legs around theirs and shouting 'CHICKENDAWGGGGGGGG' in a loud high pitch voice. This can be randomly done to anyone for laughs.
Hannah: so yeah, i was talking to that guy from lastnight and....
Alyss: CHICKENDAWWWWWWWWWG
Hannah: shit, just got chickendawged.
Alyss: CHICKENDAWWWWWWWWWG
Hannah: shit, just got chickendawged.
Chickendawg by hanananananaaaah July 22, 2009
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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