The only place a man can go after a long day of hard work. A
chair that is the only thing that can truly comfort and care for a man. Often an extremely comfortable recliner with foot rest. Obtaining one is part of becoming a man along with sex, facial hair and eating a full steak. Many times, a man finds his man
chair by fate such as while sitting in the husband
chair in a womens clothing store. Spying it from across the way, a man
will become like a moth drawn to a flame. He'll have no choice but to sit in the
chair for as long as possible and refuse to leave without purchasing it. A typical man
will spend 4-8 hours out of everyday sitting in his man
chair. This chair is also off limits to women, children and especially other men. Sitting in another man's man chair is like borrowing, wearing and returning his underwear. It's just plain wrong. If one wants to truely destroy a man, then one must destroy is chair. The man chair is a man's pride and most significant accomplishment. Obtaining a nice car and having a high score on an arcade machine follow closely behind. Women say that behind every great man is an even greater
woman, they are wrong. For the truth is this: Behind every great man is a comfortable man chair, and a tall
beer.
