CCPS

Comparative Competing Product Smugness: verb - When a person mentions an issue with a particular product, and an acquaintance states that they never have an issue with a competing product that they own.

You: "I'm having a problem with my Android phone".

Them: "I never have that problem with iPhone"
You: "That's so CCPS" or "Stop CCPS'ing me"

You: "My vsCode is acting up really bad."
Them: "I never have a problem with Atom."
You: "I'm so sick of your Comparative Competing Product Smugness"