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cartilage 

1. n. The hard (but softer than bone) stuff in your body that holds it together. Your nose and ears are made of cartilage, as well as Sharks skeletons and that crappy hard stuff in your meat.
"Did you see that episode of Ultimate Fighter? The guy broke the cartilage in his nose right in half!"
cartilage by Thomual October 28, 2005

Cartilage Ring 

A piercing in the upper ear. Usually by teenage girls.
John: Yo, does that girl have a cartilage ring and a belly ring]?

Jason: Ya- she is hot

John- Well you better go ask her out
Cartilage Ring by theman9998 January 18, 2010

cartilage lift 

a boner, usually a weiner that is hard
This girl was grinding on me and i got a cartilage lift. I was like hells yea.

cartilage piercing 

A piercing hoes get to let other hoes know they're hoes.
Did you see that girl's cartilage piercing? She must be a hoe.

Caitlyn has her cartilage pierced. She's such a hoe.

cartilage piercing 

she’s probably hot
damn hannah’s got a cartilage piercing? she’s so hot!
cartilage piercing by poopy_1 May 28, 2023

Hardilidge Cartilage 

When you get wet or get a raging boner from a good rub and finger/tongue fuck in the ear
Hey baby I love the way you work your tounge on my ear canal, giving me a hardilidge cartilage
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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