Calais

The luxury version of certain holdens (usually commodore) full options.

"wow thats nice interior" "are your windows electric?"
"listen dickhead, this is a 'Calais' everything is electric and fully weapon."

by DJ-Y-Try February 18, 2010

Calais

Defined as an all rounder person; funny, bubbly, caring and very pretty. They are always up for a laugh and have a naughty side and girl who is awkwardly cute ,strange, fun to be around . she makes you laugh and keeps you happy and around.

Tom: oooh that girl is so sweet
Alijahno: OHHHH she must be a calais

by juneieb April 1, 2013

Calais

A major city in France where people go to have corns and skin-thickenings removed.

Dermatologist, speaking on the phone to a prospective new patient: "Oh, yes --- I can definitely help you out, Sir. Just come right on up to my Calais office, and I'll be more than happy to remove your calluses, plus I promise not to be at all callous while I do so."

by QuacksO November 14, 2018

Calais

A Calais is someone who is funny, nice, and friendly. she's always down for a good time and is never a bore. She is usually thin with beautiful long legs. always smiling and laughing never shows pain, and she loves to help out other people. great gf material will treat you like royalty and good at making sandwiches. a Calais is so gorgeous

Lewis: what's that girls name bro ?
Kane: bro that's Calais, she look good right

by unicow September 20, 2014

Calais

The name of one of the most georgous girls to ever exist. Is often very happy and funny. Fun to be around

Calais is very beautiful.

by MyMainBDaniD November 4, 2017

Calais

Calais is one of the most random people you will ever meet, they either make very discreet anime references and/or can talk about the most messed up shit, with a straight face. Most Calais’s take sarcasm on a whole different level. Calais’s can keep up in an intellectual conversation, but 9/10 they’re usually too lazy to continue. Calais’s are funny and weird but most times they’re lazy and tend to sleep a lot.

Joe: “Naruto solos your favourite verse.”
Calais: “Solo yourself some bitches.”

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Calais Challenge

This is a challenge set for any British public boarding school boy/ girl. One driver and a group of loyal comrades embark on a return trip to Calais in one night. The aim is to sneak out of the boarding house after the evening register, drive to folkestone, hop over to calais, get a snap of the 4 pioneers in front of the famous "Calais Sign" and get back to the boarding house in time for some brekky without being caught. You later show your housemaster/ housemistress the photo with a marked time. As the myth goes this has only been completed once by 4 Harrowvian troopers. These men will forever be remembered in the hearts and minds of public school boys future, present and past.

Back in my school days I completed the Calais challenge with my mates.

Did you hear about the legend of the Calais challenge.

by Bill Wage December 5, 2018