CADO

Chop a dick off. (pronounced Kay-Doe) Used when someone says something dumb or stupid and you think they deserve to be slapped. Alternative word for lol (laugh out lol)

"Gurl what does GD mean?"
"OMG sweety. Cado yourself. "

by Lai Lay July 20, 2009

cado

A nerd on drugs

harry pothead

by Lisa Sigma June 17, 2004

Cado

Contraction of avocado

I'm making some spicy guacamole, can you check to see if that cado is ripe?

by Xavi13 November 23, 2017

ava-cado

a thicc ass bitch who plays volleyball

Girl 1: did you see the ass on that girl?
girl 2: must be an ava

guy 3: Ava-cado

by thicchotgirlolo December 14, 2019

dirty cado

A dirty cado is when a man withdraws his penis from his pants and has lint on or around the head of it. This is caused by the rubbing of his penis on his boxers or long johns. After exposing this, he then tries to get a blow job. After seeing his partners reaction, he then tries to pick the pieces off of his penis, while she picks them out of her mouth.

After feeling something funny in her mouth while giving a blow job, she realized she had gotten a dirty cado.

by mommabearwhiskey May 07, 2009

'Cado sack

Playing Hacky sack with a frozen avacado.

Jeff and Ben were playing 'Cado sack on the way home from Ono.

by Junkfroggy November 30, 2022

Fre shava cado

It is a term used by children at age 5 when they can’t say fresh avocado sponsored by del taco

Child: mom can o have fre shava cado for lunch

by And I ooooop skskskksks October 22, 2019