C.F.U.

An alternate way to refer to a woman's breasts, meaning: CHILD FEEDING UNITS

Person 1: damn, you see the C.F.U.s on her?
Person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

Person 1: child feeding units

by Stel_MDR May 8, 2022

I.S.T.C.F.F.U

I’m starting to catch feelings for you...

Yo babes you good eh... I.S.T.C.F.F.U

by Uhm just words December 2, 2020

C.T.F.U.A.

C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.

Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.

Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....

Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....

by Dr. Cowabunga May 12, 2019

F.U.F.C.

Stands for F. U. Fire Crotch. Used when an annoying red-head starts getting on nerves or is just generally aggravating.

Paris Hilton Wannabe: Hey, like, party at, like, my house!
Lindsay Lohan Idolizer: Can I come??
Paris Hilton Wannabe: F.U.F.C.!!

by didntusemyrealname October 3, 2009

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.

Stop cornholing, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. are here.

by Rich Davis July 14, 2008

F.C.U.K.

The abbreviation for the over-priced, yuppified clothing store "French Connection United Kingdom" -- sells shirts that say "Too Busy to F.C.U.K" or "F.C.U.K. It"

"Like, oh-my-God! I have this $200 gift certificate from F.C.U.K. and I so do not know what to buy!"

by Ally Ooops October 26, 2003

F.U.C.K

There are several urban-legend fake etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. In the most popular version, it is said that the word "fuck" came from Irish law. If a couple committing adultery were "Found Under Carnal Knowledge" they would be penalized, with "FUCK" written on the stocks above them to denote the crime. Alternative explanations for "fuck" as an acronym for adultery pin it as "Fornication Under Cardinal/Carnal Knowledge". Another story is that it was written in the log book as "FUCK" when people in the military or navy who had homosexual intercourse were being punished. Variants of this include "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge",

In other words your F.U.C.K'D

by ~*~Manda~*~ December 28, 2005