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The resulting word you angrily keyboard smash when texting your friend in regards to whether they came in your bed without telling you.
Skyler: Ezra, did you cuum in my bed?!? I can smell it.

Ezra: Yes. Do you want me to come over and clean it off?

Skyler: No you're good, it's just Paul slept in it last night.

Ezra: Haha, Paul got creamed.
Cuum by RedLippedMonkey July 19, 2021
(Not To Be Mistaken With Cum)
When you have anal and while the man is cumming, you shit the fuck out of your self.

How To Pronounce: (Key-oom) or
(key-oo-ming)
"Oh my god I'm cuuming!" or "What the fuck Jess, did you just Cuum?!"
CUUM by 'GoodLifeStudios' December 13, 2016
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Lmao, thats dood when I look mom Cuum haha fune :/Sd <html> Cock </html>
Cuum by bruhjuice December 9, 2021
- Another word for sexual white liquids.

- A tool used to suck up things into a semi-small storage compartment.
I'm about to Cuum.

Look I have a va cuum.
Cuum by The Last Brain Cell October 22, 2023

Cum-Cuum 

A Cum-Cuum is a vacuum that sucks out the cum from a girls vagina after she has sexual relations with a man.
Last night I had to use the Cum-Cuum after robert came 20 gallons inside of me!
Cum-Cuum by cumdumpster60288 March 7, 2011

Western cuum 

A geographical place where you can explore on the internet.
Ye i love western cuum.com i can see this cuum coming in from the west side of the u.s.s.p

Random mf: same