right or left?

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first
I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?
by dkarez4u June 24, 2010
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A nonsensical greeting meaning the person has no need for human sensitivity at that point in the time continuiom and would rather persue a humerous or entertaining conversation and avoid a confrontation of any sort. Or it could reassure someone that you also want this sort of conservation.
Hey bob whats hanging. To the left and to the right to the left and to the right holmes.
by ben claude May 05, 2003
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The Konami code. This was originally used on the SNES to receive nine lives in Contra. Commonly people add start to the end of the code; however, this is not necessary it was just so people would un-pause their game.
If you're having trouble with Contra use the Konami code man, it's up up down down left right left right B A. It's that simple.
by Corn Is Tasty July 13, 2009
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The code for Ninendo's Contra to get 9 lives
The only way to beat Contra is to use the "up up down down left right left right B A start" code
by SeeBeeEff July 30, 2008
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Famous video game cheat code. Originated in Contra, then reappeared in Gradius (1988). All video game fanatics know this code by heart.
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
by Myoga1 February 24, 2004
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This is actually known as the "Konami Code", as it appeared in pretty much every game they wrote at that period of time.

Don't forget, make the end of it "Select, Start" if you want to play 2 players!
"FUCK, LifeForce is a real bitch. Let's just Konami Code it... and pass that pizza, asshole."
by Binary Jay November 25, 2004
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