Buttparry 

An ancient technique that has been used to prevent thy cheeks from getting clapped

This person tried to clap my cheeks, so I used the buttparry to prevent my cheeks from getting clapped

Buttparry by Some Dud3 July 21, 2021

Buttberry 

alternetive term for the "Blackberry" PDA device, especially when the Buttberry's owner constantly uses it in an annoying fashion, such as during lunch, dinner, while driving, during cunnilingus, etc...

Put down the Buttberry and get back to chowing my box please.

Buttberry by BGA July 3, 2005

Buttcarriage 

The act of attaching wheels to ones enormous ass and carting small children/objects around.

Someone just broke my legs, bring my to the hospital on your Buttcarriage.

Buttcarriage by PhxkinMassacre June 26, 2012