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Buttonhooked 

To get or be, fucked, screwed, or swindled or left out of something.
"We waited for you till 8 to go to the bar, and when we got there, we ran into the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. We partied all night with 'em....."

Yeah, my boss made me work late....He totally buttonhooked me"

or

"I waited too long to use my coupon for that free case of beer....I totally buttonhooked myself"
Buttonhooked by monkey76 October 13, 2009
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button hooked 

1. The art of fooling another person. Similar to a Wicked Burn.
2. Punk-Ska at it's finest. Emo need not apply. Creators of a "Fat Man In A Fat Suit"
1. I button hooked that guy by sending him on a beer run in the snow.
2. Button Hooked newest CD is awesome
button hooked by Punk Buddha April 29, 2006
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Buttonhook 

during sex, doggiestyle of course, slipping two (or three) fingers in her butt, and picking her up off the ground and/or bed whilest screaming "BUTTONHOOK!!!" or "ZOINKS!"
I couldn't hear Jen cry when I gave her the hucklebuck, because I was of course shouting, "BUTTONHOOK!"
Buttonhook by Prime Time April 12, 2005
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026