Butter Dick

Noun- A man's penis that is very slippery. Usually when unwashed for a few days, and becomes very oily.

Verb-The man said, "I'm BUTTER DICKING!!!"

1)The man had a butter dick.

2)I have to clean my butter dick.

3) General Sarrano," Get ready Butter Dicks!"

by josteoj&bloodybear666 March 23, 2011

Butter Dick

When an AFL player cums faster than he typically drops the ball

Girl 1: How was last night with AFL dude?
Girl 2: It was really bad, he came in 30 seconds.
Girl 1: Typical butter dick

by J-Jen June 22, 2017

Butter Dick

The way of describing how easily a dick went in.

"Man, last night was great thanks to his butter dick!"

by lilybell99 June 21, 2014

butter dicking

The art of fucking a female in the butthole with a half erect penis that's coated in butter.

Dude last night I ended up getting too drunk and ended up butter dicking my girlfriend!

by Yield77 January 07, 2015

butter dick

when someones dick is so slippery

"babe, it keeps slipping out, I think you have a butter dick"

by mayb kuma October 29, 2017

Butter dick

A limp ass sick

Due to jakes butter dick I broke up with him

by Bigdickbitch666 February 06, 2018

cocoa butter dick

A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.

Ady: yo Pete, send her a dick pic!
Pete: naw dawg, it's not cocoa butter dick yet

by Dickpics February 21, 2015