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buttcorn by Johnsonthepenis March 22, 2012
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Buttcorn Kernel
A Buttcorn Kernel is what describes that itchy feeling in your butt after you thought you had wiped properly earlier but actually did not. It feels almost like there are popcorn kernels in your sphincter; and it sure does itch.
"Damn dude...I got some serious buttcorn kernels right now."
"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."
"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."
Buttcorn Kernel by Turdmit The Great Destroyer February 14, 2019
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Buttcone
<3 <--- this is a buttcone. You might think it's a heart, but it's a buttcone. It shows infinitely more love.
<3<3<3<3 buttcones for all of you.
<3<3<3<3 buttcones for all of you.
GF "I love you babe!"
BF "Yeah? Well I <3 you!"
GF "A heart? That's all? you can't say 'love'?"
BF "No sweetie, it's a buttcone. I buttcone you."
GF *swoons*
BF "Yeah? Well I <3 you!"
GF "A heart? That's all? you can't say 'love'?"
BF "No sweetie, it's a buttcone. I buttcone you."
GF *swoons*
Buttcone by STILL Gingerlicious Chaos March 6, 2013
buttcoin
Anything of value in the prison economy that can be carried inside of a convict's fleshy, dark purse.
buttcoin by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017
butthorn
n. (1988)
A pejorative term used mostly in fight scenes. It is likely a variant of butthole. Coined by Gary Busey's character Frank McBain in the Cold War thriller 'Bulletproof'.
A pejorative term used mostly in fight scenes. It is likely a variant of butthole. Coined by Gary Busey's character Frank McBain in the Cold War thriller 'Bulletproof'.
Butthorn
An extremely loud fart, sounding much like a trombone. By varying the tension of the anal sphincter, a skilled butthornist can change the pitch of the resulting notes over a full octave.
Billy blew the butthorn, he blew it long and loud.
It made a great impression on the women in the crowd.
Some peed into their purses. Some peed upon their hands.
And Billy got invited to play in many bands.
It made a great impression on the women in the crowd.
Some peed into their purses. Some peed upon their hands.
And Billy got invited to play in many bands.
Butthorn by Rumpleforeskin22 December 4, 2013
Butthorn
1. (noun) Derogatory term created by combining the words bullhorn and butthead that implies that one is a talking butt, amplified by a bullhorn. First coined by Gary Busey in the movie "Bulletproof"
2. (noun) Derogatory term created by combining the words bullhorn and butthead that implies one is the equivalent of amplified flatulence. First coined by Gary Busey in the movie "Bulletproof"
2. (noun) Derogatory term created by combining the words bullhorn and butthead that implies one is the equivalent of amplified flatulence. First coined by Gary Busey in the movie "Bulletproof"