Butt-post 

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

Butt-post by johnebbad January 31, 2010

butt post 

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"

Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.

butt post by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 16, 2011

Post butt clarity 

1. The feeling just after the release of a strong bowel movement.
2. The feeling just after a successful prostate massage.
3. The feeling just after a direct interaction with a butt.

In that Post butt clarity, I looked down at my phone and I had been sitting for my entire lunch break.

I experienced an intense mind-wiping moment, followed by a post butt clarity where I realized where my hands were.

I had another post butt clarity yesterday that made me stop and think about my own health for a moment.

Post butt clarity by Juanald definition July 16, 2021

Post traumatic butt syndrome 

When an anal experience is so wrong that it causes deep psychological harm

Someone tried to pull the Richard Gere on me. I can't stand to be around vases anymore. I have post traumatic butt syndrome.

Post traumatic butt syndrome by Final anal-lysis January 2, 2015

Post-Poop Butt Hurt 

Post-Poop Butt Hurt is when, after a particularly bad poop, your butt hurts. Otherwise known as PPBH.

Person #1: Aw, man, I took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me PPBH!
Person #2: PPBH?
Person #1: Yeah, Post-Poop Butt Hurt
Person #2: Dude, PPBH is the worst!

Post-Poop Butt Hurt by Border__Damage September 30, 2017

relaxing butt tingler postion

the women is doing a handstand while the male is pounding her from up in the air

relaxing butt tingler postion is hand stanfdatleast be on a stool to pound the girl supper hard booty

relaxing butt tingler postion by brockchoader January 19, 2011