A gentrified lesbian that maintains a constant state of irony no matter the context. Said persons usually only associate with ONE person: either a much fatter Butt Ranger or a homosexual black man. Activities include: watching "Daria", blogging about how much they
hate progress, pretending to like noise
music, riding fixed gear bikes, drinking shitty beer, shaving their heads, growing testicles, and feigning bitterness over a time when they were once
STRAIGHT to mask the fact that they have no point of reference. EVER.
I tried to have this conversation with a
butt ranger yesterday, but all she did was watch
boys don't cry in men's underwear and practice not smiling at pictures of
straight guys.