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Butt Police

Similar to terms like Mr Tickle fingers or the Knee-grab Crab, being "the butt police" involves running after other people making a 'whoo-whoo' siren-like noise and holding grabbing hands out in front of you giving the impression you are going to grab a person by the rear end.

The term was coined by Detective Butt Sergeant Paul MacMillan of Preston, England who regularly makes attempts to arrest his small children resulting in screams, giggles and avoiding capture.
"Oh-oh, you better watch out or the butt police will catch you.... WHOO-OO-OO-OO!!"
by GoggleboxUK November 28, 2018
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Butt Sex Police

The police who enjoy shoving things up your anoos.
BWOOP BWOOP!! Butt Sex Police alert, stick it in his anoos!
by Butt Sex Police February 24, 2005
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police your butt

To properly dispose of a cigarette butt. A take on 'Police your brass' which means to pick up the spent shell casings ejected from your firearm. Policed butts are disposed of by placing them in an ashtray or flushing them down the toilet as opposed to throwing them out your car's window or tossing it haphazardly on the sidewalk.
by tbp010101010 March 6, 2010
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