Butt Pirates

People who take it up the ass

Damn, look at that Butt Pirate over there!
He So looks like he could be a Butt Pirate!

by Shana Morro March 25, 2003

Butt Pirates

The ultimate Clemente family game. Don’t forget your hook when you go on the quest for booty.

Friend: Hey, you guys ready for some butt pirates?

Entire Clemente family: Argh!

by ButtPiratesAnonymous July 26, 2019

Butt Pirates

Little Pirrates that live in your ass and cause dingle berries

Butt Pirates are found in the Bahammas
ARRRR, shitzs ahoy toilet paper ahead

by Keebles September 28, 2005

Butt Pirates

noun: guys who display their lean tight-clothes wearin' physique in a manner most displeasing to straight males.

"By jove, methinks Ricky Martin and Ben Affleck quite the duo butt pirate extreme... Ah, the girlie muhfuggas.."

by LB the Last Dragon April 5, 2003

Butt Pirates

1. Like a POTATO (Eric Bourassa)

Damn, Potato is glistening, what a butt pirate

by brewskis January 25, 2005

butt pirate

person who pilages another mans anus

those two guys are butt pirates

by nick swenson May 15, 2003

butt pirate

A ruddy queer man who likes to ram his schooner into another man's glory hole; a sailor of anal ports.

See also: ass-rammer, jizz-junkie, cum gulper, butt-muncher, turd-burglar, peter-puffer.

Holy shit, Pete! Don't be grabbing my arse, ya dirty butt pirate! ARGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Bill B January 11, 2006