Butt Faucet

A drawn out series of runny, nasty, liquidy bowel movements, usually composed more of stomach bile than fecal matter, and most often quite messy and splattery.

I had dinner at a hole in the wall Mexican place last night and the butt faucet has been running ever since.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

butt faucet

Someone who talks like they know everything about anything but the only thing that comes out is pure shit.

Dave was a butt faucet at poker last night.

by captain_canuck August 14, 2005

faucet butt

When your stool is liquid and runs from anus like a faucet.

I drank to much beer last night and now I have Faucet Butt.

by Siosiekay March 27, 2020

Butt-Facetime

Accidentally FaceTiming someone. Like a butt dial.

Sorry, I butt-FaceTimed you. My bad.

by Be a man March 4, 2024

buttfacetime

An unintended FaceTime call made by sitting on the speed dial buttons.

I just got a buttFaceTime from my brother. I could see a dark screen and hear him talking to someone, but he didn't know the phone had faceTime.

by etreuf75 January 1, 2014