Bush Turkey

The action of taking a female/male companion to an area of thick vegetation and performing a "turkey slap".

John: I took Sally to the forest yesterday and gave her a bush turkey.

by Nick Hairdryer October 26, 2010

Bush Turkey

A man who is not competent while whistling to the wheatfield. Someone who can't perform Colonel Angus. A man who despite his best efforts simply cannot do a good job of eating out.

George Costanza: "I was South of the Border last night and she gave me... the tap". He must have been a real Bush Turkey.

by bushturkey01 November 14, 2011

the berries are low on the turkey bush

Your chances are good.

It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.

by Ardyfin July 14, 2017

turkey bush

a girl who has a hairy fanny it gets so big turkeys can live in it!

oh my god laura your turkey bush just layed an egg!!

by victoria87 December 31, 2007