Burned Man

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When a dude attends Burning Man, is naked most of the time and discovers that his dick is sunburned.

I went to Burning Man and came back as a Burned Man... my penis will start flaking in like 3 days

Burned Man by Party Crashers September 11, 2009

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Burned man

The friend/person who allows someone else to put them on a back burner until they have use for them. They don't know When to move on.

Guy 1: "If you are waiting for Ashley to realize the potential of having you as a boyfriend, you might as well forget it. She has a boyfriend." Guy 2: "I just want to be there for her. You never know!" Guy 1: "You are a burned man."

Burned man by DeAun July 23, 2017

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man bunned

Being drunk on a level greater than being Hoffed.

One will find themselves in this state after playing much PUBG and drinking with friends.

Kristy was man bunned really hard last night
I got totally man bunned yesterday
If I get man bunned will you feed me nuggets and tell me im pretty

man bunned by Muffz May 19, 2018

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how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

how many crosses has stink burned by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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