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Buridan's Ass Phenomenon 

the phenomenon whereby you wish to do so many constructive things but end up not doing any of them since you can't seem to decide on which (comes from the adage of the donkey that sees two piles of food equidistant to each other but ends up starving to death because he's such an ass)
"Yeah, last summer I wanted to join a softball team, take part in a poker club, paint abstract act, design T-shirts, learn a programming language and cook exotic dishes, but the Buridan's Ass Phenomenon took into effect and I ended up doing nothing because I just had no focus. I am such an ass."
Refers to the city of Burbank Ca. and a lot of people smoke marijuana in that area hence the name "burn dank" as in smoke weed.
Ayy lets hit up Burndank in an hour and lets smoke a bowl later.
Burndank by bakerz4u January 24, 2010
Burkean is someone who lives in San Antonio, Texas near a school named Burke. They can fight, wield knives, do archery, and are most likely in a gang.
Brian: Did you know Elissas’ a Burkean?

Luke: Uh, duh... She can fight anyone and win.
burkean by Jjjanmmsecacne November 27, 2019
They can fight. They are real scary, gangs, fighters, hella talented in everything, live in Burke.
Helena i is Burkean
Burkean by Jjjanmmsecacne November 27, 2019
Burkeans live near Burke. A hostile neighborhood in San Antonio that don’t like white people.
The Burkean chased my family out of the neighborhood!!
burkean by Jjjanmmsecacne November 27, 2019
a guy who is dating a girl way too good for him
"Dude look at that hot girl! Wait, look who she's with! Dammit Burkman!" (Re: Josh Burkman and Arianny Celeste)
Burkman by Control_sauce November 25, 2009