Burger ass

When your ass crack is horizontal as opposed to vertical making your ass look like a burger with your bunghole being the meat

Dude Shark showed me his ass the other night at the bar! He has a straight burger ass

by Sharkuspiss August 19, 2014

Burger Ass

When poo is squished between the butt cheeks in form of sandwich.

Dude, why didn’t you grab me some more toilet paper? I had to get it myself and now I have major burger ass.

by EPubes January 30, 2021

mcdonalds burger ass

When having a flat ass but your ass is as flat as a mcdonal's burger patty and we all know how thin those pattys are !

That ass is so flat shes got a mcdonalds burger ass

by Stamy July 3, 2014

ass burgers

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.

"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."

by harblmonster January 11, 2009

ass burger

A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.

Dude, you smell like an ass burger.

by CPrice May 18, 2006

ass-burgers

The cool way to refer to Asperger's Syndrome, which is the least severe form of autism and makes you a social retard.

Since I have it, I am allowed to be politically incorrect when discussing Ass-burgers.

by 2coo4skoo April 17, 2005

Ass Burger

A not-so-good insult for someone with Asperger's Syndrome.

Lucas: Don't be hating, I have Asperger's.

Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?

Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!

Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

by TastyRainbows July 13, 2010