burched

To artificially make something simple appear more complicated and difficult to understand for the purpose of job security or ego gratification. "He burched that code so he's the only one who knows how to fix it and they cant fire him." Conversely, frequently used by marsh-mellow brains incapable of abstract or logical thought, or amateurs who only understand the rudimentary aspects of their profession to justify their incompetence.

"My professor with his highfalutin PhD in Chemistry burched the procedure for making nitroglycerin when he showed us in class, claiming that it was highly unstable. So I skipped the nonessential burched steps when I mixed the nitric acid with the sulfuric acid. BTW, someone blew up my apartment building last night and I am in Intensive Care at the hospital."

burched by R.K. Surgeon October 2, 2013

burched

A state of total and utter inebriation to the point where one loses complete control of their faculties, causes injury to themselves, and wakes up with no recollection of the previous day's happenings.

After work, let's go out and get burched.

burched by &e FUN July 29, 2016

burched

When your extremely high. You won't be able to walk or talk. It takes some white widow or bomb-ass dro (the kind that smells like pine cones) to get you burched.

After that blunt of dro I was burched.

burched by Blazin'88 October 24, 2007

Burched

To be elevated in status.

"Whoa man, you were once a garbage man and now CEO? You were so burched!"

Burched by Kenbizzle April 28, 2008

Bunched 

To be at the maximum level of hungover a human being can possibly sustain.

I’m so bunched this morning I’m going to binge watch Sabrina The Teenage Witch and eat left over Taco Bell

Bunched by Goose10304 August 29, 2021

butched out 

A female who outwardly dresses like a male while downplaying her female attributes.

Sara surprised everyone when she showed up to Mariahs wedding totally butched out.

butched out by iMiMi August 7, 2014

burchell 

a very amazing last name. paired well with a first name with an e at the beginning.

she is a beautiful burchell

burchell by the purple painter February 21, 2011