Wee female (i.e., < 5′) possessing prominent bust. Despite name, prefers communication following the genus Felis (e.g., hissing, meows). Penchant for vampire lore and tiny winged mammals. Known to shotgun confectioners’ sugar when encouraged.
Bunnidae: “Meow!”
Bunnidae: “Me me meow!”
Bunnidae: “I’m going to spend the next 6 hours reading Breaking Dawn for the 3rd time, sounding my horn repeatedly, cuddling underneath several inches of fleece, and consuming copious amounts of caramel chai tea as the ABC Family channel plays in the background.”
ChampionKeith: “Ugh.”
Bunnidae: “Me me meow!”
Bunnidae: “I’m going to spend the next 6 hours reading Breaking Dawn for the 3rd time, sounding my horn repeatedly, cuddling underneath several inches of fleece, and consuming copious amounts of caramel chai tea as the ABC Family channel plays in the background.”
ChampionKeith: “Ugh.”
by Winter Fell October 29, 2012
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