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bunkassbamer 

An Extremly shity sack of bud. If you get this you should beat the hell out of your dealer take the bud and his money from them and cock slap them to ensure ultimate shame to them.
Guy 1 "Man this is some bunkassbamer!"
Guy 2 "No its not this is hydro. Cant you see the red hairs?"
Guy 1 "Thats paper!" "Come here!" "You have offically been Cock Slaped." "Im takin your weed and you money bitch!"
bunkassbamer by Doctor Wood September 8, 2008
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bunkspewing 

consistently lying or talking shit, to the endless and ever-growing annoyance of listeners; jerking off other people verbally, or yourself, sexually

noun: bunkspewer
"bush's constant bunkspewing makes it almost impossible to get to work, there's so much shit to wade through on the street"
bunkspewing by l-te April 6, 2006
bunkus, noun, adjective,
naught, bunkum, bogus, false, nonsensical, without logic or reason

from modern English, bunkum, bogus
...his words amounted to bunkus
...he reasoned with bunkus logic
bunkus by Kerry Wallace March 30, 2006

Bunkasaurus Rex 

The best of all the dinosaurs. The Bunkasaurus Rex is a long legged, ginger colored creature who has a strange obsession with cats. It is attracted to all things jewish, and things with the initials N.M. The Bunkasaurus Rex is sometimes called Bunky as a nickname, and it enjoys raping people's formsprings. It likes to eat rats and Cape Cod potato chips as snacks, and loves the restaurant "Friendly's". Especially Fribbles, when they get in her hair.. It is a naturally homosexual animal, and it loves its sister Kate. Salad Fingers and MCalor bring joy to her life. Ok I could go on but I'm tired. pce.
The Bunkasaurus Rex likes Addy Lambert and Marjorie Stewart Baxter.
Bunkasaurus Rex by m&msinmykitchen September 25, 2010

slamming the bunks

The action of going to bed.
"I'm knackered mate, I'm gonna be slamming the bunks soon."
When at a camp, and you lay in your bunk, all quiet and all, and you get the hornies. You know the feeling wont go away, you know that you must expel the feeling from your hot sweaty body. so after you quietly lean down and take off your left sock, careful not to make the bunk bed creak. after slipping it on your meat-wad, you masturbate until you gush inside. after filling the sock full. you whip it around above your head (like yer a badass cowboy about to rope yourself a native.) and then release and let it slam against the wall, and if you did it right, it will stick to the logs. also if you are feeling a little devilish, you can whip it and hit a sleeping bunk mate in the face rendering him useless for any funhouse activities the following day.
Madhouse Mickael pinged his bunksock upon lazy larry's forehead after a sensual release of Aleks.
bunksock by gloria glovebox August 15, 2006