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bungee balls 

1.The act of trying to pull your testicles out of the mouth of your upset sexual partner when he/she refuses to release sucking action.

2.A game in several men use wieghts to stretch their shorn scrotums, and then using a ruler to determine the individual with the greatest elasticity.

3.The unfortunate event where an anal sphincter muscle spasms and the male cannot remove his testicles from the anus.

1. That bitch, Kelly, played bungee balls with me last night and I can't sit down.

2. Jimmy's ball sack extended 2 inches more than mine during this weekends bungee ball tournament.

3. The doctor has to use forceps to remove my bungee balls from Fred's backdoor.
bungee balls by Miknordael May 17, 2007
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Bungee Balls 

A game in which a man's balls are tied to a bungee cord, and the man is then dropped from a large height. The man wins if his nuts stay attached.
Obviously, this is more of a fictional endeavor and therefore it works better as an ostentatious manly challenge that men could make or as some kind of feminist's fantasy.
"Derek is the undefeated champion of Bungee Balls."
Bungee Balls by Barbs McGee October 28, 2006

ball bungee jumping 

For best results wear boxer shorts and loose pants. Find the corner of a table and rest your ball sack on it. Slowly back away from the table with your scrotum (yes I said scrotum..I had to say it at least once) falling with your balls like they were falling off a cliff. At this time softly in a higher pitch voice say "weeeeeee!" YOU'VE JUST BALL BUNGEE JUMPED!
Man, resting his testes on the corner of something (yes I said testes) and letting them fall freely as they back away from support. Thus ball bungee jumping. The safest bungee jumping around.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026