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Bungalow banger 

A wild and raunchy sex move not for the faint of heart: Two partners meet under unsuspecting circumstances. Slowly they kindle a warm friendship that eventually blossoms into romance. After years of glowing happiness, raw vulnerability, and overall just unconditional love, they decide to seal their commitment to each other in the sacred act of holy matrimony. The wedding is a humble but radiant affair. There was not a dry eye to be found after the lovers professed their vows to one another. They kept the ceremony simple so they could save up enough to buy their very own modest, one-story home. It wasn’t much, but every square foot of it was soaked in their never ending love. Plus, the wrap around porch was pretty sick too (; They had had sex before, but never had they fornicated in a place they could call their own. Then they fuck the shit out of each other. That’s it. That’s the bungalow banger.
Damn, you see that lil shorty drinking what looks like a full glass of milk across the bar? I wanna take her home, spend years of my life building a solid relationship with her, and then give her the old bungalow banger!
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004