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bung fu
actually it is the martial art of bio warfare through carefully placed silent but deadly farts such as while waiting in line at the grocery store
bung fu by ha ha ha ha ha September 12, 2006
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Bung Fu • Bung-fuck • Bung Fugger • bung fungus • fung me bung • bungfugglet • Bungfungle • bungfunnel • bung • Bung Bung
Bung-fuck
(a) Anal rape (either literal or figurative).
(b) A very bad situation (i.e. nothing is going as it should). See shitstorm.
(b) A very bad situation (i.e. nothing is going as it should). See shitstorm.
(a): Did you hear about the new health care bill that President Obama just signed? America just got bung-fucked.
(b): After receiving classified orders from President Barack Obama to disarm and form a human shield as the new Iraq counter-insurgency's primary tactic, Senior Commander Gen. Odierno mutters "Who's in charge of this bung-fuck anyway?"
(b): After receiving classified orders from President Barack Obama to disarm and form a human shield as the new Iraq counter-insurgency's primary tactic, Senior Commander Gen. Odierno mutters "Who's in charge of this bung-fuck anyway?"
Bung-fuck by TheSovietCollossus March 27, 2010
bung fungus
a collection of lint, shit, dingleberries, pubes and toilet paper typically found at the top of an unkempt ass crack
bung fungus by Dr. Steve McBreffstank August 29, 2013
Bung Fugger
Bung Fugger by TheGlazdDonut January 18, 2021
fung me bung
Licking of ones bunghole or asshole. Rim job. Fung which is short for fungi that might be wet like a tongue. Lick my ass hole.
fung me bung by Richjbower August 23, 2006
bungfunnel
bungfunnel by Trousersnake May 18, 2006
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